SIMPLE SATIRE - Victoria City Council Zoning Bylaw - Off Street Parking - Intent To Reduce Auto Population In Victoria : CARBON FOOTPRINT

2022 A.D.E. : CAVEAT : SINCE TIME BEGAN : salus populi suprema est lex - the right of the people is the supreme law : IN TRUTH WE TRUST : CAVEAT : 2022 A.D.E.

SURVIVING TODAY : SEP 18TH : SCIENCE STUFFF

PUBLISHED BY : RALPH CHARLES SQYX GOODWIN : GATTTA ARCHIVES

PERHAPS, YOU WILL GATHER THIS JEST TO VICTORIA COUNCIL

OFF STREET PARKING REDUCTIONS TO BE IMPOSED THROUGH BYLAW AMENDMENTS AND VARIANCES

THIS WAS EMAILED TO MAYOR & COUNCIL VIA PLUS-1 NEWS CENTRAL

DRIVERLESS VEHICLE TRANSPORTATION BEFORE 2040


VICTORIA, BC, CANADA - A City With A Population Just Under 400,000 People - Recognizes Extreme Climate Reconciliation Action As Being A Prerequisite To HumanKind Survival Beyond 2050:
  1. In Doing So, The Victoria OCP - Official Community Plan - Combines With Its Zoning Bylaws For Off-Street Parking To Reduce Auto Vehicle Population
  2. The Reduction Of Auto Population Via Its Zoning Bylaw Amendments Is Based Upon The Presumption Of The Gas / Diesel Guzzing Beasts As Harbingers Of Doom Through Carbon Dioxide Emissions
  3. Ozone Depletion And Atmospheric Temperature Rises Are - According To the UN IPCC (Climate Committee) 2022 Report - Major Contributors To Atmospheric Doom
  4. Hence, The Logic Continues In Victoria, To Reduce The Auto Population - As A Measure To Reduce The Carbon Footprint : A Good Thought In  Isolation Of Other Existing And Emerging Realities - Such As The Reduction Of Carbon Footprint By Electric Vehicles - Domestic & Commercial
  5. Within The City Of Victoria Logic Council - We Suspect - Is The Consideration Of Methane Emissions - Like Processing Of Liquid Waste Streams
  6. Domestic Animals In Cities - Like New York - Contribute Millions Of Tons Of Urine And Feces Into The Environment :
  7. I.E., In Victoria, Each Domestic Dog Will Contribute 24 Lbs (11 kilograms) Of Nitrogen And 11 Lbs (5 Kilograms) per 2.47 Acres (1 Hectare) Per Year --- And - The Urine Volume Will Be (As Based Upon Average Dog Size Of 10 Lbs) - About 1.5 Ml / Kg / Hour; And, Cats Circa 28 Ml per Kg Of Body Weight Per 24 Hours
  8. Human Liquid Waste Volume Per Day Throughout The Victoria Region Feces And Urine @ About i Kg Of Urine And 150 Grams Of Solid Waste Daily - With Urine Containing 80% Of Nitrogen Production
  9. The McLoughlin Point Wastewater Treatment Plant Processes 10 Million Litres Per Day - Sufficient To Fill 43 Olympic Size Swimming Pools
Hence, It Is Possible That Victoria Is Considering Bylaw Amendments To Regulate Body Sizes Of The Human Population As A Strategy To Comply With Reducing The Carbon Footprint - Noting The Flatulent Production Volume (Methane / CH4 - Which Reduces Ozone 30 - 60 Times Greater Than CO2) Would decrease --- And --- People Could Drive Smaller Vehicles - Which By 2050 Will Be Operated By Fusion Energy.
  • Lilliputian Human Populations Will Mean Smaller Abodes - Smaller Demands On Food Supplies; ETC
  • While, More People Will Be Able To Populate The Core Victoria Area - Greater Retail Sales - Higher Taxation Revenues
Addendum : Methane Production By 8 - Billion People Per Year Is About 360 Million Tons Per Year - While - Other Natural CH4 Emissions Produce 230 Million Tons
  • We Do See The Writing On The Walls Of The Victoria City Bylaw Offices, Smaller People Could Generate Higher Tax Revenues
  • Cow Flatulence Produces 36% Of Methane Pollution - Hence, Smaller People Would Consume Smaller Everything For Carnivores Or Vegans
Political Arenas Are Renowned For Producing A Certain Volume Of Gas - Thus, Smaller Politicians Would Contribute To Less Substantial Influx Of Bylaw Strategies That Will Confuse The Tax Base - And, Produce Less CH4
  • Example Being Off-Street Parking Of Residential Tenancy Buildings - Where The Strategy Is To Require Tenant Vehicle Population To Be Reduced By 20%; While increasing Bicycle Parking Allotments By 1000%
  • Question : Will The City Purchase The Vehicles That No Longer Are Entitled To Off-Street Parking : I.E. @ 100 Population Reduced To 80 Means 20 Autos At Average $30,000 = $600,000 . 50% Of Victoria City Is Tenant Occupied. Therefore, 200,000 People Will Loose Auto Rights - I.E., 1/5 of 200,000 = 40,000 x $30,000 = $1.2 Billion
  • That Tax Rebate Volume Is Untenable
In Summary : Victoria City - As With Other Cities - Should Be Cautious In Reducing The Auto Population - Industry Is Catching Up : Electric Vehicles Are Replacing The Gas Guzzlers --- Fusion Energy Is Within The Lifetime Of Existing Senior Population
  • And, It Is Technologically Feasible For The Auto Industry To Produce Closed-Loop Emissions Systems That Will Scrub All CO2 From The Existing Fossil Fueled Vehicle
  • In 1945, The Auto Industry Purchased The Patent For A Carburetor That Gave 145 Miles To The Gallon - And - Then Shelved It Away into The Shadows Of Antiquity
  • Today, Elon Musk Produces Rocket Engines To Deliver Payloads To The ISS Cheaper Than Government - Incentivize Him To Produce The Closed-Loop Fossil Fueled Vehicle That Is More Efficient That The Tesla EV.
And, THEN, I Suddenly AWOKE To Reality - Or - Is It Now "WOKE" ?

Regards
RC Goodwin, Publisher, Plus-1 News Central
Victoria, Bc, Canada
1 250 709 1809

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2022 A.D.E. : CAVEAT : SINCE TIME BEGAN : salus populi suprema est lex - the right of the people is the supreme law : IN TRUTH WE TRUST : CAVEAT : 2022 A.D.E.

SEP 18TH

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